the things i can’t brag about


most guys go to the gym, they get big muscles, and they don’t really need to say anything. they can just wear reasonably fitting clothes and the girls or boys they’re trying to attract will notice. kickboxing does not give you huge muscles. it barely gives you big muscles. but they’re all shaped kinda funny and bruised because they aren’t being sculpted in a nice safe environment. u get lumps everywhere, not muscles, bruises. you get scrapes, bloody noses and creaks like old people have. the only thing you get that might make you sexy is a quiet confidence. the moral of the story is: don’t do this to attract a mate, do it because you like the pain.


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