you are not fooling anyone

05Jun06

bartenders of the US, please take note. even after a few drinks i am not stupid. if i walk into your bar sober i am definitely not stupid. if i ask for a bourbon and ginger ale, and you don’t have ginger ale, tell me. ask me if i want something else. do not try to fool me by pouring a little coke and 7up in my glass. it tastes disgusting. there is nothing remotely giner ale like about it. at all. you’re not fooling anyone. all you’re doing is ensuring i never order another drink from you that night. possibly ever.

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